Beyond that, I'm Monica and this is a place to geek out over all of the random things I like.
Anonymous asked: why do people do this when others die dont sit there acting like u gave a shit bout nelson mandela when he was alive like come on dude i like you but dont be part of that whitney michael amy they were the greatest beacuse they dead mentality
bitch shut up who do you think you are you just made me go from sad to mad in less than a millisecond you do not get to tell people that they dont have the right to be sad when a person dies you DO NOT so smack that shit up outta here my parents knew nelson mandela personally ive met nelson mandela ive had dinners with nelson mandela so if i want to be sad i can be sad and you can take your messy ass opinion and your messy ass self and sit down in some remote corner bye
Anonymous asked: tbh if you read the police report its pretty obv the girl doesn't know what she's talking about. first he was 6' 2", then 5'9" (he's 6' 4"), then says winston's friend was bigger and had dreads, then said winston was bigger, etc. etc.
you are describing PTSD
How DARE she not know his exact measurements! Everyone knows that if you’re a victim of rape, you’re supposed to whip out a measuring tape and ask your attacker to stand nice and still so you can get his height for the police report.
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
^^^ WOULD READ
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.